ANS jokes
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.