ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!