ANS jokes
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.