ANS jokes

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

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    • If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

    Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

    Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

    No one:

    Literally no one:

    Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

    An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.