ANS jokes

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?