ANS jokes
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"