ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.