ANS jokes
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.