ANS jokes
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.