Another jokes
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.