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What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning how are you today
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What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
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What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonse
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Yo momma so fat her ankle broke and gravy poured out
