Ankle jokes
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Daikon legs.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Ahhhhhhh!
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?