Ankle jokes

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Daikon legs.

Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.

What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?

Time to go to the doctor! 🥼

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Ahhhhhhh!

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!