What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Animal Husbandry Jokes
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!