Animal Husbandry Jokes

Slavery

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Milk

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Cow

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.

Egg

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Cow

What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.

Milk

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Cow

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

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