Animal Husbandry jokes
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.