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Hairline

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Lard

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Memes

And memes

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Donkey

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Game

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Orphan

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

Insult

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Bar

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Question

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

House

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

Hate

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

Poke

With a poke-poke here,

And a poke-poke there,

Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!