And jokes
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Memes
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.