And jokes
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.