And jokes

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked!

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

These jokes crash and burn.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.