And jokes
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Memes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
You're just big and good.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.