And jokes
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Memes
And (DYM 135).
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.