And jokes
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Memes
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Make like your hairline and scram!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.