And jokes

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.