And jokes

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

Friends, gather here.

Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."