And jokes

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!