And jokes

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas