And jokes
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
These jokes crash and burn.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)