And jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.