And jokes
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Memes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.