And jokes
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Memes
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.