And jokes

Sister

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Orphan

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

Water

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Memes

Sin

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Parent

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Orphan

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

School

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Walt Disney

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

Piece

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Hitler

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

Time

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.