And jokes
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why drink water and not bleach?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Memes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.