And jokes

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.