And jokes

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple actually gets picked.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"