And jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Memes
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?