And jokes

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.