And jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???