And jokes

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”

Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.