And jokes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Memes
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.