And jokes

Paedophile

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Technoblade

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Orphan

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Mama

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Memes

Man

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Tip

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

Sex

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

Gwen

Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.

Grenade

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Orphan

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Accident

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

Brother

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Tool

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Trampoline

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

Priest

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

Difference

What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.