And jokes
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What’s big and black on the road?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Memes
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.