And jokes

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What is the best way to end a cookbook?

And that’s a wrap!

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?

A child with epilepsy.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A: A bus full of children.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.