And jokes

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.