And jokes

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.