And jokes
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Memes
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.