And jokes

Fish Market

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

KFC

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

Chip

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

Orphan

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

Memes

Dick

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Bus Driver

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

Sex

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Lamp

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Nemo

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.