And jokes

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" the passenger said.

"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.