And jokes

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

and (DYM 116)

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"