And jokes
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Memes
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪