And jokes

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

You're a bish, and you are too!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

What is black and white and red all over?

... a newspaper!

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.