And jokes
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Memes
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Beans and toast.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.