And jokes
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Memes
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
You and Jason in your bed.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.