And jokes

What do plus a nut and a pee make?

Pee-nuts.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The face you make when you nail them.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.