And jokes
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.