And jokes
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Memes
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.