And jokes

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?

Bunny hair.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Boy and girl.

Boys af sex wus ur girl?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!