Among jokes
There is one rapist among us.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
"Among Us," dada.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN