In the Middle of Jokes

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11

you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"

whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.

One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11