Ammunition jokes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.