Ammunition jokes
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
