"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
