Ammunition jokes
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
