Ammunition

Ammunition jokes

Movie

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

Duck

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

Dick

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

Memes

Orphan

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"

Guy: That's probably because you're single.

Pistol

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

He found that he had a piece in his sole!

War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Gun

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Shotgun

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!

Lancaster: Are you sure about that?

DB: huh?

Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!

DB: WHAT!?

Penta Barrel: I got 5!

DB: *insert becoming uncanny*

Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!

The others: HOW!?

*and that's how an argument started.*

Stealth

What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?

They can't be way too loud.

War

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

Memes