Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancher’s wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says “Nice”,then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon”,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Bald Eagle
Dad Sad Bad Rad Nad Tad Glad Clad Plaid Had
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
