Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Listen up, dummy! The joke is a pun. See, a clock "tocks," which is a sound it makes. But it also "talks" too much, get it? Since clocks can't "clock out" of a place, because they don't work there. But since a person can "talk" too much, then they can be kicked out of a place. It's called wordplay. You wouldn't get it!
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Gwen is pissing me tf off rn.
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im sorry
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shes mad i made V-rah upset
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Cause i got mad when she was drinking
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saying i shouldnt gotten so upset cause i wasn't there
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this is whay i dont like her
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I said i have truama w/ drinking nd she made me explain what it was..
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i had to rbing up my fucking trauma
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now i wanna cry..
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take a deep breth and calm down
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Shes saying i shouldnt have gotten affected cause I wasn't there
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i know the trama is coming back but don't let that weaken you
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but she cant fucking talk if her mom didn't leave early in the morning and came home wasted every fucking night
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And shes an abusive drunk
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Shes prolly never been told by her mother that she wisses she was never born
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Her mom prolly dont hate her kids birthday
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i gtg..
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ttyl
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ok i love you
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Ho
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Sorry hi
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Hiiiiii
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I love mj
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Gud music
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Gud
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Gud*
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www.youtube.com/shorts/JX1qUHQRpO8
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hehehehe
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I love you
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I love you too
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I wanna do smthin stupid..
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Don't you dare
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I love dares =D
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awh u died ):
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anna see how i see myself
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wanna*
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Sorry I'm trying to do this project artwork thing
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ohh ok
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but answer me
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I will
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no my question
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Yes
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kk
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im dun =D'
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All of the jars should be filled on
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In
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Imma brb
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Even the annoying damn
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but nah its perfect how it is
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No it's not
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YES IT IS
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I love it =DD
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Sorry I'll.loming for something
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its ok dw
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Ok
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me em nd flappy talking
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im shaking rn
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im fucking pissed at gwen
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I'm.sorry
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why?
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U didnt do nothin
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Check Gmail
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Yes I did do something because I'm so hot that she has a crush me also
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yes u r hot nd ok
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Your hot also
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ik
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That's just a sneak peek there's still something on the other side
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ahh ok
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It didn't turn out the way I wanted it
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It dosent always
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No I tried to put it in tea so it would make it look a lot older but it kind of turned out s***** but then I just burnt it and it turned out that way
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Uhm aaaden..
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You dont put it in tea
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you put tea on it
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or coffe
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more likey coffe
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works better
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I know but I didn't want to have to make coffee cuz my mom loves her coffee
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I was going to do that but then I realized she loves her car
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Coffee
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okok
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i see
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nevr expect art to turn out how u want I t
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it*
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i js like chugged half a can of mtn deww..
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Oh?
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HELP
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How
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I GET THESE VIDES ND HAV BEEN GETTIN EM SENS LAST YEAR ON YT SHORTS RIGHT?
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TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PINK ND BLACK OPTIONS
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I USED OT HATE PINK
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BUT NOW ITS SO SHSHEHHHSHEH
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hehehhe
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Ever sense i got this one hello kitty dressed as an axolotl
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LIKE ITS SO BAD
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STARTING TO COM MY FAVE COLOR
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BELOW GLITTER
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GOD
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WHAT HAS THE CITY DUN DID TO ME
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I have no clue what the city is done to you
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Brb I have to go change
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Okie
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WHAT THE CITY DID WAS
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I USE TO BE MORE HOT THEN CUTE ND ACT LIKE IT NOW IM CUTER THAN HOTTER ND ACT LIK IT
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Im still both though
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Do you want something that smells like me
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Sorry it took so long I was kind of cleaning my room
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Yeaaaaaaaaaa
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Ok
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I got you
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not like i have 2 of ur hoodies or anything
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but what is it?
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A bracelet that smell good now
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tbh i feel asleep when i was holding ur hoodie
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like sumn shit ur my comfertsmell
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Good
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that sounds weird but ok
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my comfert color though eugh
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bascially those two mixed tg
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Those two colors mixed together look good
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yeah =D
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yeah =D
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Just like me and you you look good mixed together
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Yeah we can make smthin from us mixin tg one day ;)
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🍆🍑
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0//0
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I hope it has ur eyes fs
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Ya
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Lol
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Now u got me thinking dirt thouhgts
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🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦💦😏
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ima js ignore how harley quinn was there for a second
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Anywayssssssss~
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Its ok ydk how to make me have dirty thoughts
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I would to pin you to a wall and choke you
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I would flip our pistions pinning u to the wall nd make out with u then kiss ur neck then "help" u take ur clothes off then kiss from ur neck down then do smhtin once I get down far enough
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Anyways
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I win =D
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Then I would help you take your close off and hammer slam you ass till you beg for me to stop
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but you where pinned???
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ok u win
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afk
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I wonder what you would.liik.like with nothing on?
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Hmm
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?
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im fluster atm
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but i got a uestion
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would u stop if i where begging u to?
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No
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gfcvhbj
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What if i couldnt handle it?
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Then maby
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no
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you wont
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Ya your right
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omg i love u alot rn
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If u was going to fast what would u do if I told u to slow down?
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Go faster
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I-
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hehehehehe
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this uhm wall
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looks alot like
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a wall =D
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got i cant think straight
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I love you too
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Im 1023948213948123498123940% losing my V-card w/ u cause of this
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Cause u saying the shit i want to happen to me
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Wtf aaden how did u enter my mind?
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I'm god
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Well now keep talking.
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I wanna see howmuch yk.
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You ask me more questions
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No.
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I wanna see how much yk without guidance
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Ok one sec k let me spell
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spell ok
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Ok
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What's your favorite position
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Idfk
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Doggy
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heheheh
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Exorcist
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Umm
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Back wards cow boy
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Wtf is an exorcist
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Aaden im fine w/ any so chill
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cause i gtg soon
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It's where you're tied up so you can't move just like if you were possessed you wouldn't want the person to move so you would chain them up or something so yeah
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Ok i grabbed onto my table so damn tight that my hand hurts
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caus ei gto
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when
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hehehehe
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Id love to be tied up nd used for hours on end..
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I love that kinda toture..
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Good
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How is it good?
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Cuz you want to be able to do s*** so I would have all the control
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im sorry but u r turning m on to much right no
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now
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i cnat think straig t
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my brain no brain
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my hehehhe
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I would finger you so hard
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ehsehs he
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i forgot how to breath e
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It also f*** your titties so hard
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hehehe
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im sorry but ik my face is so fucking red rn
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Your whole body would be red after I'm done with you
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ur making my mind go erwgfnergstrhhretgfgvecrd
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nd happy
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nd heheheh
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I want you to squirt my mouth
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heheh
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ok ur js right for me in many, many many way s
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I have to go love you see you tmr
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No.
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Dont leave me with these thoughts
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they will end up in my journal
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please no
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fine
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I love you too
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Goodnight