What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
Aloneness Jokes
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!