Allegation jokes
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
My teacher is a rapist.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.