Allegation jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
My teacher is a rapist.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.