Allegation jokes
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
My teacher is a rapist.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.